dylanmariah:

Mr. Brightside - The Killers

(Source: blueberry-boat)

robin-sparkles:

• and how all the kids that got on that show were fucking dumbasses
• like seriously
• the show came on every other fucking day 
• there are only three pieces of the silver monkey statue
• THE PIECES ARE THE SAME EVERY TIME
• AND YET
• every time some little shit gets to the end it’s OHHH WHICH WAY DOES IT GO
• like Kelly here
• 
• 
• 
• Kelly, let me ask you a question
• what the fuck were you doing in the time between finding out you were going to be on Legends of the Hidden Temple and actually being on Legends of the Hidden Temple
• did you prepare
• did you even try
• do Moon Shoes mean nothing to you
• 
• because every other child in America had that fucking combination of statue pieces internalized by age three in hopes of one day receiving the once-in-a-lifetime chance to put on one of those glorious t-shirts and maybe win some Sock’em Boppers or a sweet-ass pair of Skechers 
• and I am just wondering why the fuck you haven’t done your part
• do you think you are too good for this
• do you hate America, Kelly
• do you

The temple guards were pretty terrifying, though.

(Source: scaly-panties)

theprincedouche:

“Michael” | Franz Ferdinand

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Logan, Logan, Logan Bruno
It was mentioned earlier that Logan had sort of a hard time in middle school. He got caught up in the scandalous world of the notorious SMS gang, The Badd Boyz, serving as T-Jam’s right hand man. Because of his slow, Kentucky-fried wit he earned the nickname “Drawl” and was known school-wide for his eerily calm demeanor and penchant for pastels.

By eighth grade, Logan dropped out of student council and started eating pizza with his cronies in the parking lot. He even gave Mary Anne chain link jewelry AFTER she dumped him just to prove he had changed. He had stuffed his heart with steel wool and Mary Anne would never be allowed back in.

He even stopped baby-sitting.

By high school even the Badd Boyz had ditched him. Logan proclaimed himself a lone wolf and surprised no one when he signed up for regular science classes and started really identifying with Tupac.

Following his arrest for stealing car radios, Logan’s dad made good on his promise and sent him to military school. In a pretty typical series of events, he was first reluctant, then rebellious, then he befriended a wise black guy, then he realized his life was worth more than what he was doing with it, then the wise black guy died, and then Logan tried really hard in physical training and became a pilot.

He is now a Major in the United States Civil Air Patrol and organizes inland searches for various missions. He has an Australian shepherd named Brewskie and has recently become interested in curling.

Logan’s favorite movie is Dan in Real Life.

• Jamie T - “Sheila”
• Larrikin Love - “Downing Street Kindling”
• The Pipettes - “Pull Shapes”
• The Long Blondes - “Weekend Without Makeup”
• Franz Ferdinand - “Eleanor Put Your Boots On”
• Mystery Jets - “You Can’t Fool Me Dennis”
• Milburn - “Cheshire Cat Smile”
• The Futureheads - “Skip to the End”